I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came get more info to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a herd of chickens came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?